AS XXXXX AS

a dizzy blonde

 as rare as

a waterless fish

as round as

a beach ball ....( nearly said something rude )

 as prickly as a

NO, not sweet innocent little you, Wolf!!  lol

5 o'clock shadow

as cranky as

My dog Mack when roo's come in the garden.

 as forgiving as

a hardwood floor

I wish we had roos

as lovable as

a hairy nosed wombat

  ( you can have all ours Ruth )

as colourful as

a rainbow

As sour as

A lemon

As sweet as

a rose

as jealous as