Speling lesonns in ure areah.

I'm pleesed to saiy that the 'Speling lesonn bus' will bee vistin ure areahs kwite soon. The dryva, Peter, is happie to diver...dyve....chainge direkshun and coem to ewe direcy if ewe woodlice hymn too. Ennywon intheres....intrestid canne enlizst frew this sight. Thancewe.

And only £10 a lesson too. Cheap at half the price I say. Thanks for the free advert Andy. One free lesson for you sir.

Much appreciated Peter, the free lesson and your rather smashing sense of humour!

Wot a jelly gowd iydear this iz, I wood loike too enlest, pleeze poot my name dowwn on hte list. ta awfully old bean

Andy, you are a bigger nut case than I thought. All is forgiven Peter...mate!

And Lyn, didn't take you long to enrol did it? Wonder why?

eeeerrruuummmmm oi thowt it woz a good idear, juts hop Peter kan rede the rowd sines down 2 wear I live or I wil ave a long waite at bustop!

Blimey Ron, how big a nutcase did you think I was? Multiply it by 6, add 11 then divide by 4. That's how big a nutcase I am. Or is that a 5?

Right, one free sample to start you off. I before E except after C. Now, all repeat it. No hiding at the back now. Now was that right? or was it E bofore C except after dinner,umm.

No, no, no Peter! It's T before milk, if you're not wearing silk. Q before paying, in hotels where you're staying and C before gull, (hope I don't appear dull), and if you go L for Leather, in this damned awful weather U won't need your umbrella. A4 Andy.