Keep your eye out for the gloves!

Hi Jason,

You is what Lyn says isn't you? Do you ever wear the blue ones? Gloves I am talking about. I look a vision of loveliness in Extra Large blue! Purple ones don't seem to come in extra large lol. from the forgoing you can easily work out that I have hands that resemble a bunch of Palethorpe sausages!

Ray 

Hi Sue,

Re Perry Woods and the unclaimed underpants....er....can you send them back to me in a plain brown envelope please?

Thank you, it will save a visit to 'Man at Oxfam' again this year. It will also teach me not to be so forgetful in future!

Ray 

Not sure about the reason of the colour Lyn, (but if you've heard a reason it's probably right,)  as you can get blue ones too, as Ray correctly states, but I've heard the green uniform is to prevent 'bodily fluids'  showing up well, everything appears black. Anyway, my eyes?, never really noticed if green and purple match my eyes!!!??? as long as it doesn't match my skin colour i should be ok though!!!!!  Oh and Ray, yep, you can get extra large purple ones too!!!

Still not seen any red rubber ones on the roadside though, i'll keep looking!!!!

Who said anything about assignations? did I? When? Where? I am innocent, it was a call of nature your honour sir!

Ray. 

Ray....here's a tip. In future when you get the call of nature in the great outdoors....just pull them down...don't take them off!!! That way things can't possibly be misconstrued

Lyn....I doubt it!