Problem page with Dr. Denzil Tregallion. B.O.L. L.A.R. D.S.

Then cut it dear Ron, dear Ron cut it

With what shall I cut it dear denzil, dear denzil?

with scissors dear Ron, dear Ron with scissors dear Ron, dear Ron with scissors

Diana your friend seems to be a bit careless and all I hope hes got shares in the vaseline factory Mrs Tregallion says tell him to relax a bit and stick a plunger on the ofending bodily area and make sure hes got plenty of tissues handy  Dr D

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No c'mn Dr Denzil, you know it's an axe that becomes too dull, so I sharpen it with a stone, the stone is too dry, so wet it dear Ron, with what shall I wet it dear denzil, with water dear Ron, then how shall I get it dear denzil, in the bucket dear Ron, but there's a hole in my bucket dear denzil!! Ah for goodness sake I would have been sitting here for weeks dr denzil. I must think about my other ailments to bring to your attention. Bet you wish you hadn't started this one eh Andy?

Give him the wax treatment Diana, that'll fix him!

I dont like axes Ron, I could never play one. Scissors are so much more 21st century old boy!