Problem page with Dr. Denzil Tregallion. B.O.L. L.A.R. D.S.

Well, I don't have a top field, Denzil, so what should I do here?

PS - What happened to the tractor in January?  I thought that if there was any piece of labor saving device that would work in January, it would be a tractor!

Can you handle both these questions, in one posting, Denzil?

Ill try Ruth  if your dog is hot cool it down by placing it in front of your swamp cooler for no longer than 7 minutes at a time you dont want the dogs temperature to fall too much  Dr Denzil

regarding the tractor the sprocket came loose on the drive shaft which in turn unbalanced the gudgeon pin in piston 3 rendering it useless and it lost horsepower as a result then the crankshaft unzipped itself from the wheel bearing and it made loads of holes  Dr Denzil

Thanks, Dr. D.

I have a sneaky suspicion that Mrs. T typed those answers, Denzil.

PS - I don't have a swamp cooler.  Only refrigeration, and it's on the roof!  So what do I do now?!?

I think you should move it would be easier than climbing a ladder every time you want some milk or butter

Denzil, my love, that still doesn't answer my queston about the dog....Someone suggested mousetraps or filling the hole with, well, you know..

What do you think?

Dear Dr D.

The last time I visited Cornwall my dog chased and killed a Bantam (chicken)

The question is:How do I train her so that she doesn't do that! I would even settle for a compromise so she only severely maimed them, that's better than killing them.

Thanks Dr D. 

Ruth and Ray one at a time Im clever but thats making it hawkwerd Ruth first then no dont fill the holes with that becuase it wont work sands the best solusion to the problem  Dr D.    I like that Dr D bit

Ray dont come to Cornwall again with your dog leave her in the kenels and come on your own but avoid Bodmin     Dr D

Dr D,

Thank you for your advice, you make it all so simple. Why don't I stay here in kennels and just send the dog?