Problem page with Dr. Denzil Tregallion. B.O.L. L.A.R. D.S.

Naw Denzil, my paw ain't gonna marry my uncle cause my uncle already be hitched up to my granny on my pawpaws side. But they is rumors what that my grandpaw might git hitched to my mawmaw twice removed. Maybe yew an yur Mrs canna come fer tha weddin' an all.

We donna have none of them thar night clubs round here but we have a barn dance ever Saturday night when everybody comes ta dance, an ifin ya donna have a gurl or a boy of ya own ta dance with, ya can gist grab one of farmer Neal's (that me mama Neal's husband) daughters (people ain't shur if they be mama Neal's gurls, cause one make a "baaa" sound when she talk, an the other has a nose what look like a pig snout).

Bobo says tha rapper chafe a bit an now he got a mighty rash on top of his itch.