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Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA | Posted at 13:01 on 9th September 2008 LOL @ Ruth! I like that one! LOL @ John! Too funny! |
| Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA | Posted at 13:04 on 9th September 2008 Jesus was walking along one day, when He came upon a group of people surrounding a lady of ill repute. It was obvious that the crowd was preparing to stone her, so Jesus made His now-famous statement, "Let the person who has no sin cast the first stone." The crowd was shamed and one by one began to turn away. All of a sudden, a lovely little woman made her way through the crowd. Finally getting to the front, she tossed a pebble towards the woman. Jesus looks over and says, "I really hate it when you do that, Mom." |
Posts: Joined: 1st Jan 1970 | editPosted at 13:09 on 9th September 2008 Ruth and John.....great! I'm hopeless at remembering jokes so can't join in. But I like Woody Allen's " If you want to make God laugh, just tell him your future plans." I think he also said " I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens." |
Posts: Joined: 1st Jan 1970 | editPosted at 13:11 on 9th September 2008 LOL @ Diana......brilliant!! |
| Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA | Posted at 13:52 on 9th September 2008 LOL @ Sue! Wood Allen had some great lines didn't he? How about: "I need a tranquilizer the size of a hockey puck." LOL! |
Posts: Joined: 1st Jan 1970 | editPosted at 14:08 on 9th September 2008 LOL Diana! He is so funny. I have a huge book of quotations and he nearly has a page to himself! |
John Ravenscroft Posts: 321 Joined: 21st Sep 2007 Location: UK | Posted at 15:08 on 9th September 2008 Oh dear... What have we started? One day the zoo-keeper noticed that one of his orangutans was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. "Why are you reading those particular books?" he asked. "Well," said the orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother." |
| Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA | Posted at 15:21 on 9th September 2008 LOL @ John! |
poe  Posts: 1132 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England | Posted at 09:45 on 10th September 2008 This discussion is continued at the following thread - http://www.picturesofengland.com/forum/Off-Topic_Chat/1711 Thank you Ruth for starting it, and to all those who have contributed. If you haven't joined in yet, please do by clicking the link above. Everyone is welcome! This thread is now locked. |
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