10 word story.

was covered in piles of salt after Denzil and his hang glider had an altercation with a 747  ..........

so Santa diverted to a field near Redruth that was......

Completly covered in mushy peas....What to do?,he pondered,.just then....... 

while hanging on for dear life slipped into his diving suit so as not to get too messy upon landing .......

Sliding to a stop on the left side of the runway, he exited the plane and promptly slipped and fell in the mushy peas.  Noticing movement to his right, he turned his head and said "Oh my God!, it's.......

Oops!, meant to say "sleigh" not plane.

Jasper Carrott and Spud. Where'd they come from, he wondered?

'The vegetable rack' answered Carrott and Spud in unison, what......

a dicey situation they found themselves in, so Denzil.....

turned to Spud for any half-baked ideas, and then....