Help! I am a Chess Piece!

Welcome back handsome! 

I second that motion! 

Better watch out Ray, I teached Diana ever thang she knows. She be a chip off tha ole block. Did I ever tell ya'll how I catched my Bobo?  I used to sneak an watch my Bobo when he done gone fishin' with his brother Bill-Bill (Bill-Bill be gone now cause he weren't too smart an used to go a fishin' with dynamite). I had it real bad like for my Bobo, so's one day I's hide behind a tree what was near tha lake they be fishin' at, an when Bill-Bill throwed the dynamite I's catched it an throwed it back. Bill-Bill screamed like a gurl an run to tha house but my Bobo was so scareded like he run right into tha water an straight into my arms.  'Course later we hitched up good an proper outside the outhouse likes I told ya'll before.

Sounds like you're a real go getem type of gal Miya, don't let nothing stand in ya way ! Maybe these younguns could learn a thing or two from you afore it's too late. Such a shame to let it go to waste.

In the outback of Australia the blaxxx sorry dark skinned sheila's, set man traps in the scrub for the unsuspecting young studs.