I'm Back....What have I missed?

Hi Miya,

So nice to see your frowning, bespectacled face, crowned with the flower decorated hat, and Havana clamped firmly between your dentures. I cannot describe what your photo does to me!

I am sorry if my hours do not suit, but short of staying awake 24/7, I don't know what to do about that. Anyway, I am here now....but where are you??? What have you been up to; how are the animals and the dearly beloved? I feel sorry for the 'road kill' that ends up on your table. If I didn't know you better, I would say you run over them on purpose. Please tell me I am wrong!

Catch you later alligator! (that is what you say when a 'gator gets away from you and your prospective dinner I would guess!)

Yew sur dew talks alot dontcha? Awww, I's be good, an Bobo be good too, but Cooter be havin' some trouble with his youngest, Skeeter. Tha boy got some serious problems goin on in tha brain of his.  I say it's cause his mama didna wean him right like.  He keep chasin tha cow Pansy round an tryin' ta git to her teets. But she ain't havin' nun of it an keep kickin' Skeeter in tha face. He don't stop soon he gonna have ta go tew tha teeth doctor ta git some of them thar false teeth cause tha Pansy done kicked most of his clean outta his face.

Naw, we don't git gater up this far north. We jist stick to the coons, cats, dawgs, an occasional warthog whut gits killed win tha local boys have sport with em on the road.