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Sue H Posts: 8172 Joined: 29th Jun 2007 Location: USA | quotePosted at 23:50 on 16th October 2008 But wait, was it his foot? No, it was Diana's foot. But where was Diana? Was she walking around in the wood without a....... |
Posts: Joined: 1st Jan 1970 | care in the world? Yes, even the loss of her foot, which made walking extremely difficult, could not take from her the sheer exhileration of knowing that Big Ron had her foot in his mouth. But as the evening turned to night her spirits sank.....she was a christian woman and knew that though Big Ron had it coming, she had done wrong. She turned her eyes towards the hills and there she saw a figure advancing towards her.....it was Sarah...... |
| Sue H Posts: 8172 Joined: 29th Jun 2007 Location: USA | quotePosted at 01:01 on 17th October 2008 POE, yes, the very Sarah POE, wife of the Great White POE Spirit. Sarah was walking the woods looking for her father, the Big Ron. She was terribly worried about him as he had not turned up for his afternoon whiskey. Diana looked around her frantically, where could she hide, where could she.... |
Alan Marron Posts: 726 Joined: 14th Jul 2008 Location: UK | quotePosted at 01:24 on 17th October 2008 ...run to, to save herself from being found beside Ron's body? There seemed to be nowhere for her to go... then on the ground she spied a watermelon which must have fallen off the cart of Tony the watermelon salesman as he drove by. Quickly she cut the fruit into two, because she realised that two halves make a whole... so she hid in the hole (groan) until she was found by... |
Wolf Posts: 3423 Joined: 9th Jul 2008 Location: Australia | quotePosted at 01:33 on 17th October 2008 Lyn B and Emma Utting who were on an outing to photograph the bats in the belfry at Marron Mansion. They couldn't wait to get a shot of Diana who was one foot short of a yard. What a pic it would make for the POE favourites. |
| Alan Marron Posts: 726 Joined: 14th Jul 2008 Location: UK | quotePosted at 01:37 on 17th October 2008 (Nice One Wolf, as always!) They knew that Alan at Marron Mansions had had bats in his belfry for years which is why he was better known as 'Batman' (or something like that). But although Lyn and Emmas could't catch up with Dians who had really hopped it, they did run into Maria instead... |
| Wolf Posts: 3423 Joined: 9th Jul 2008 Location: Australia | quotePosted at 01:46 on 17th October 2008 Maria just looked at the pair and said " Hey, whats a marra you, I make'a you an offer you canna refuse'a for the cammera"! " Whatt'a you say ?" |
| Sue H Posts: 8172 Joined: 29th Jun 2007 Location: USA | quotePosted at 01:46 on 17th October 2008 She threatened to edit them if they took any pictures of Alan's bats. They were not deterred though, and while that was going on Ray Stear appeared holding Big Ron's other foot. He had gotten lost while...... Edited by: Sue H at:17th October 2008 01:47 |
| Alan Marron Posts: 726 Joined: 14th Jul 2008 Location: UK | quotePosted at 01:53 on 17th October 2008 chasing a wild goose that had escaped from anearby Poultry Farm owned by Lyn G. Poor Ray! And Poor Ron who was a little foot loose to say the least! (Thought perhaps the story wood benefit from another 'foot note' did you?) |
| Sue H Posts: 8172 Joined: 29th Jun 2007 Location: USA | quotePosted at 01:55 on 17th October 2008 While chasing the wild goose, Ray found Denzil's cock, the one he had lost in another thread. Now Ray thought he would set out to return the bird to Denzil, but bumped into Andy who said that he would be happy to....... |
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