The worst thing you ever did at school!

 We had an MISS Counts..I guess we should of felt sorry for her because she had lost one arm, but she was just plain "mean",,if ya know what I'm talking about...she referred to us as her "wretched little witches" or something like that,she taught "English composition".. that if you passed her class was equal to your first half credit of college education...only in high school. Last day of school, we had ventian blinds that went from the top of the ceiling windows to the floor almost...she had an habi tof taking her high heels off under her desk, well one of the boys took her shoe and passed it over to one of the kids, we were all passing her shoe over...so he could tie the cord to the ventian blind to it, he opened the window so lightly so when the bell rang, out the window went her shoe... and up went the blinds.... while we all  took off runnning out of class.  Of  course she had to go downstairs to retrieve her shoe that day also.  They sent her to "cuba" after shcool was out, and my girlfriend's father ran the National Guard base here in Portland that had to fly her down there. He said she came barreling in and said. "I"m MISS counts" and he said,... I know, you taught my "wretched little witch" this year in your classroom, and she sat down an hardly said an word until she got to where she was going. We were so glad ot be rid of her in an way, I wonder if she ever saw herself like others did. I remeber the day she made us bi-sect "Jesus" last words to see if they were said "correctly" grammarically...as he died on the cross. She had an lot of issues I think to resolve perhaps.  

Cross country was just free time for me.  I would set off ok with my mates, and then make a detour and end up in the local pub for a game of pool and half of lager

I skived off school, and then wrote my own notes to give in.  I got caught though and because I owned up I got off with it.

I smoked in every toilet and bike shed and never got caught.

I could go on. I think I had issues lol.  I didn't turn out to bad though.

LMAO @ Karen.  I skived off lots. All with good but sad reasons.

Steph, that's hardly crime of the year is it? If I had been your teacher I'd have laughed that off! What a misery guts!! LOL!

    OK lets see well i got caught with liquer in my locker, but it really was not mine but i was suspened because of it,,, i also skipped a month of school and my mother never found out until i told her way after i graduated,,,and yes i did Graduate,,lol there is MORE BUT THATS ENOUGH,,,LOL

  But i am a Angel now,,,lol

I was fighting. I had the other guy pinned to the floor wailing on him when I was grabbed by the shoulder. Without even looking, I turned and swung and decked the teacher that was trying to pull me off; knocked him right off his feet. Can you say oops?