Practical Jokes

OMG Diana!!! LOL!!!

My girlfriend's boyfriend had a friend (isn't that confusing!) who was always afraid someone was stalking him and was afraid of someone breaking in the house. We thought (after a few drinks one night) that it would be fun to have me call him up and pretend to be a pizza carryout place. The best part about it is that he didn't know me and had never heard my voice. So when I called him up and kept asking for his address and telephone number to verify for delivery he was a basket case. I had him going in circles on the phone and in the meantime my friend and her boyfriend were ROFLTAO so it was hard to keep a straight face. I found out later that this guy thought I was the 10 year old little girl down the street from him because of my voice. I have a very young voice or at least did then.

As an a young apprentice ( just had a flash of the emporer from Return of the Jedi lol ) I once snuck up behind one of the men teaching me as he was poking about in the electric box of a loom and from shouted BANG as loud as I could from right behind him . I dont think he's come down from the ceiling yet !

LOL at Mick. My daughter is alawys trying to sneak up on me in the kitchen. My hearing isn't as good as it was years ago. So if dishwasher running or radio on she can usually scare me pretty good. Was fun when I got her back once! Boy did she jump! LOL

If you fall asleep in the crew room on nights at my place you stand a chance of getting a bag of warm fluids set up, run through a giving set and the end slipped into your front pocket, and set to run very slowly!!!      you can imagine what it feels like when you wake up!!!

EWWW!!!  Jason!!! LOL!!!

Its quiet on here tonight!!

I know!!! I've been sitting here alone most of the day!

well what you drinking then honey??  looks like he's not going to show! i'll get you a drink!!