You know you've reached middle age if:

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Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 19:03 on 19th January 2009 The only way you know to stop the smoke detector from beeping involves a sledgehammer. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Ruth Gregory Posts: 8072 Joined: 25th Jul 2007 Location: USA	quotePosted at 19:11 on 19th January 2009 You set the smoke alarm off in the first place by forgetting about something on the stove or in the oven..lol My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 19:23 on 19th January 2009 Your barbecue grill has more bells and whistles than the space shuttle. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Paul Hilton Posts: 2605 Joined: 21st Nov 2004 Location: UK	quotePosted at 19:44 on 19th January 2009 You congradulate yourself for solving your Rubic's Cube after 6 weeks--which your 5 year old grandson figured out in 90 seconds. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Shirley K. Lawson Posts: 2310 Joined: 17th Jul 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 19:47 on 19th January 2009 You lay out your pills to take and then forget to take them..or would that be under being distracted by others? LOL My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 19:48 on 19th January 2009 You have a telephone in every room in the house so that you can reach it before the answering machine picks up. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Bob T Posts: 934 Joined: 8th Jan 2009 Location: USA	quotePosted at 19:57 on 19th January 2009 It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Gives Up! ' Posts: 1934 Joined: 30th Apr 2005 Location: UK	quotePosted at 21:14 on 19th January 2009 You choose hot chocolate drink over a pint of best ale My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Shirley K. Lawson Posts: 2310 Joined: 17th Jul 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 23:32 on 19th January 2009 OK...the bottom half of you is 3x bigger then the top half....hum...OK...the dogs leave you an place to sleep with them on the sofa? My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Bob T Posts: 934 Joined: 8th Jan 2009 Location: USA	quotePosted at 23:37 on 19th January 2009 You start losing your memory, and...uh...hmmm...er... My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions