The Worse Pick-up Line You Ever Heard or Used

Some guy pulled the door open on me one night leaving work, he said. "Your kind of cute..move over!"...not only didn't move, I later on tried to run over him wth the car door, shoving the car in reverse,.. police said it would of been in self-defense...no problem had I slammed him down on the pavement... by then he got away, as he stepped quickly backwards...and he was running as I "reved up" the motor to go "get" him. they never heard from him after that to my knowledge...this was in the before cell-phone days also. I also just sat there in the center of the parking lot with my "horn" going full blast also...after he stepped back, while I was reveing up the engine.  

My memory doesn't go back that far.  lol

When I was eighteen, I was walking home one day and out of no-where this old geezer walked up beside me and said, "Come on home with me; I'll pay you for it."

Now it's funny, but then I was frightened and told him to shove off and then took off running.

“How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilised ?”