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Gives Up! '
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quotePosted at 15:39 on 31st March 2009

 
To those of us who have children in our lives

whether they are our own,

grandchildren,

nieces,

nephews,

or students...

here is something to make you chuckle.


Whenever your children are out of control,

you can take comfort from the thought that

even God's omnipotence did not extend

to His own children.


After creating heaven and earth,

God created Adam and Eve.


And the first thing he said was

"DON'T ! " 

"Don't what ? "

Adam replied.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit."

God said.

"Forbidden fruit ?

We have forbidden fruit ?

Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit ! "

" No Way ! "

"Yes way ! "

"Do NOT eat the fruit ! "


said God.

"Why ? " 



"Because I am your Father and I said so ! "

God replied,

wondering why He hadn't stopped

creation after making the elephants.

A few minutes later,

God saw His children having an apple break

and He was ticked !

"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit ? "

God asked.

"Uh huh,"

Adam replied.

"Then why did you ? "

said the Father.

"I don't know,"

said Eve.

"She started it ! "


Adam said


"Did not ! "

"Did too ! "

"DID NOT ! "

Having had it with the two of them,

God's punishment was that Adam and Eve

should have children of their own.


Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.

BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY !


If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it,

don't be hard on yourself.

If God had trouble raising children,

what makes you think it would be

a piece of cake for you ?

 

Laughing 

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Krissy
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quotePosted at 15:43 on 31st March 2009
LMAO!!!!!!!  Very very funny!!!!!!  Laughing
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Gives Up! '
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quotePosted at 15:57 on 31st March 2009
It was sent in an email. I quite liked it. 
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Miya Buttreaks
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quotePosted at 19:12 on 31st March 2009
god oughta try birthin' em!
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Ray Stear
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quotePosted at 20:27 on 31st March 2009
You oughta try that Miya, it might mellow you a bit!!
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Miya Buttreaks
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quotePosted at 21:25 on 31st March 2009
dang! I's already has 14...hows many more of them god-fer-saken critters yew wants me ta has?
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Gives Up! '
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quotePosted at 22:29 on 31st March 2009
Sealed
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Ray Stear
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quotePosted at 22:59 on 31st March 2009
Keep practicing until you get it right!
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Miya Buttreaks
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quotePosted at 15:25 on 1st April 2009
I's be in tha thar guiness book o' world records ifin I had more younguns now...I's dont think theys ever come out right.
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Ray Stear
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quotePosted at 15:31 on 1st April 2009
They could get jobs as extras in Deliverance, or maybe 'Yes, Prime Minister'??  BTW, any of 'em play the banjo??

Edited by: Ray Stear at:1st April 2009 15:57
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