What luxury would you like to enjoy just once?

I can see the guys right now, shootin off their firearms and blowing the smoke away from the barell like they do in westerns..tough dudes, the spurs jingle..and everyone becomes silent as they step through the saloon door, where Miss giigglesnort?.. is there in her feathers and silken ruffles and black knit stockings waiing to be escorted to England...Oh yes! ....the POE police force is out now! 

My luxury...hum, having no debts would be an good one, but I think going to the luxury suite at any fine hotel would do it also. I just got an post card in the mail for doing just that, why is it I dont' trust the offer? ..is the trip for free and the taxes on it $2,000..is what is in the back of my mind right now. Oh, I got lottery tickets last night, I better go check them out! Powerball is now up to $103 million dollars. Maybe if I could just win sometime!!!..more then 2 dollars.

Ode to Miss gigglesnort...(hit it boys!).....

  Oh she was an pretty little lassy,... now and then,  just a little sassy....

  the boys from "Poe" came in and shot up her feather and bows..

   Now she' missing all her clothes....she can not longer go to England...

  she figures another 20 years of singin...but she's as pretty as can be..

  and we all know some day she'll leave...

  they'll call it another British invasion

  but her flashy eyes will be an huge sensation...POE beware of this laison..

  as she tends to be an gal of persuation...yes, she is quite an lassy...

  sometime she's  just a bit sassy..our very own gal......( with an curtsy

  bow)...the end.  Tra..la...la..(chorus).

I couldn't do better than that Shirley!