The cat that got caught in a wheel tight spot

Here you go Jason..good luck!

I see the cat was interviewed on TV about his ordeal-----

I guess it hasn't been a good year for you?

Goodyear?  No, it was Bridgestone.....

And could have  been quite a disaster for you?

Yes, quite cat-astrophic.

So, you have eight lives left now?

Seven actually---last week I got my head stuck in a fish bowl.

And wasn't one of your ancestors a famous frontier cat?

Oh yes, my great grand dad, Cat Carson; Davey Crockett nearly turned him into a hat.

Thank you TC.    You're welcome Officer Dibble.