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Debbie Adams
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quotePosted at 18:31 on 7th May 2009
On 7th May 2009 11:39, Bob T wrote:
So I said, "See 'ere, me old China. You gotta watch yer old deaf 'n dum around that'n...e's a bit stoke. But, nevermind...ow's about 'avin a butcher's o' this. It fell off the back of a lorry. It'll be sure to get me back on the good with the trouble n' strife. She only caught me in a couple o' porkies. I been beatin' about tryin' to find sommit to make it well an' cor don't my plates 'alf 'urt! Anyhow, I asked 'er to come out for a ruby but she flat refused. She turned 'er back on me an let go a rasberry! Can you Adam 'n Eve it?!?! Now, I'm not one to give a load o' pony, but that's a bit Tom n' Dick. I says look 'ere, and just as I turned 'round she 'ad a go at me and nearly caught me in me gang 'n mob!

   WHAT????LMAOYell
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Bob T
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quotePosted at 00:02 on 8th May 2009

China = China Plate = Mate
Deaf 'n Dumb = Bum
Stoke = Stoke on Trent = Bent = Gay
Butcher's = Butcher's Hook = Look
Trouble 'n Strife = Wife
Porkies = Pork Pies = Lies
Plates = Plates of Meat = Feet
Ruby = Ruby Murray = Curry
Rasberry = Rasberry Tart = Fart
Adam 'n Eve = Believe
Pony = Pony and Trap = Crap
Tom 'n Dick = Sick
Gang 'n Mob = Gob = Mouth

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Debbie Adams
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quotePosted at 01:05 on 8th May 2009
LMAO BOB!!!!  you are to funny!!
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Jeannie Fetters
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quotePosted at 01:21 on 8th May 2009
I absolutely love you guys and your comicalness, I also love your little smiley guys they are so cute. my computer is old, but how do you do that? Mr. Bob I understood some of it, but on the other hand you had me lost some. I got the China part, the Trouble 'n Strife part,With ruby do you mean wine what's curry? the seasoning? honestly Adam 'n Eve it I really thought you meant well s--x. sorry (haha) I didn't know. I really am sorry. As my cheeks turn a little red., And gang'n mob. I thought she was beating you up, more than 1 blow to the mouth. I love how you talk and express your words. It how do I say.. is neat? I am assuming Pirate talk? If I offended I didn't mean to. If I'm wrong sorry. My kids , ok me to, love Sponge Bob Square Pants.
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Bob T
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quotePosted at 02:06 on 8th May 2009

Jeannie,

You'd have to go a lonnnnnng way to offend me!

By the way, a Ruby Murray is slang for an Indian curry dish.

Cheers,

 Bob

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Debbie Adams
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quotePosted at 04:57 on 10th May 2009
Thanks to all of you this was fun I LMAO at all of them,,Thanks!;-)))))
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