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Bob T Posts: 934 Joined: 8th Jan 2009 Location: USA | quotePosted at 13:20 on 21st July 2009 A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates into Heaven. Others though, were led over to Satan who threw them into the burning pit. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small pile. Watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity got the best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing. "Excuse me, Mr. Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in line for judgment, but I couldn't help wondering, why are you tossing those people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with the others?" "Ah, those," Satan said with a groan. "They're all from New England ... They're still too wet to burn." |
Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA | quotePosted at 13:52 on 21st July 2009 ROFL! OMG! That's too funny. I say this as another day of rain rolls across Boston. |
Shirley K. Lawson Posts: 2310 Joined: 17th Jul 2008 Location: USA | quotePosted at 15:09 on 21st July 2009 I just got done reading an post by an gal in Arizona amid 113 degree temperatures near Pheonix, some of them say their vegetation is burning to an crisp as at cement level she recorded it to be 118 degrees. People dying because they drink carbonated beverages.. instead of water. Get deyhydrated to easily off soda pop in those kinds of temperatures. |
Gives Up! ' Posts: 1934 Joined: 30th Apr 2005 Location: UK | quotePosted at 19:58 on 21st July 2009 |
Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA | quotePosted at 20:04 on 21st July 2009 All I can say is, thank God it's not snow!!! |
Gives Up! ' Posts: 1934 Joined: 30th Apr 2005 Location: UK | quotePosted at 20:08 on 21st July 2009 ***SHUDDERS*** I loved walking in it up the mountains but not down here! No thank you very much! |
Stephanie Jackson Posts: 3911 Joined: 13th Apr 2008 Location: UK | quotePosted at 08:42 on 22nd July 2009 Think that definitely goes for the old englanders at the moment too Bob - has poured with rain here all week! |
Debbie Adams Posts: 2043 Joined: 8th Mar 2009 Location: USA | quotePosted at 18:26 on 22nd July 2009 LMAO!!!;-)) |
Gives Up! ' Posts: 1934 Joined: 30th Apr 2005 Location: UK | quotePosted at 19:50 on 22nd July 2009 I hope the rain disappears for you Debbie while you are here. |
Debbie Adams Posts: 2043 Joined: 8th Mar 2009 Location: USA | quotePosted at 01:44 on 23rd July 2009 OOO me to Bab's but if not no problem we did not let it stop us in Ireland or Scotland bringing my rain coat so we can keep on going,,;-))
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