weird news....

>>>Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker

Who are they?

It's probably because you didn't get ehr golden edition of ALL the Star Wars movies Ron. It's basically an good vs bad thing.

OK, this little weird colum has an game to play, by telling the first thing that catches your eye and adding on the end of it..In bed"..see how funny they can get..here are some examples...What is it, what is says, and adding "in bed"

Business card....Recruitment specialist....in bed.

Coffee mug..Customer's are front page news...in bed

Trimet bus placard...Respect the ride...in bed!

"For Sale" ad...just took out to see if it worked....in bed.

Blog name..Amanda's cookin...in bed

High School marquee..."Go Trojans"..in bed.

Product label...made in china..in bed.

Now that you've got the drift of this game, your all on your own to see what you can come up with.

OK. here we go again, I must be insane to keep up with this column in the newspaper, but it's an different one that's for sure.....and it has indeed the "cutting edge" to life in it...are you ready?..

From Uncle Edgester's Diary....

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desparately needed to reluve myself of gas (fart), the music was realy, really loud, so I timed it to my farts..with the beat.

After and couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed everyone was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remebered that I was listening  to my I-Pod.

Actual contribution from term papers and bluebook exams....

Ceasar was assassinated during the Yikes of March, when he is reported to have said, "Me too Brutus!"

A German soldier put Rome in an sack.

Alexander the Great conquored Persia, Egypt, and Japan. Sadly, he died with no hairs.

Fryers were required to take an vow of pottery.

Sir Issac Newton invented the Newton.

President of England at the time was Nebbie Chamberman, who appeared in video's as an man with an boulder hat.

Stalin, Roosevelt, Churchill, and Truman were known as the "Big three".

Admiral Dewy  sank the Spanish Armada in Vanilla Bay.

Ivan the Terrible started as life as an child, an fact that later troubled his personailty.