Your now "Eve" you "lived off the land", used your last fig leaf...what you use now?

Ron...only an "American" could think of an rediculous question like that one!...but it might prove interesting to see what people say.

Can you change my Avatar for me again, something simple..

LOL...not to be confused with Simple Simon.....Shirley would never be mistaken for a Simon!

Hugs, Shirley.

Ron,,,EWWWWW  LOL

  Are there any figs left??use those..;))))

That's sweet of you Ron...I know an guy named "Pat" but his neighbors are into Turkey farming, not moo moo cows...LOL.

OK...New age "Eve"... front lower half lap top computer,  surround sound pasties, back thong with security alarm, if touched...video camera in hair in the back, "twitter" headband in front...how's that  POE?

Holloween Eve....eye of newt skin leathers for the fig leaf, held in place by an sinew belt, and an bottle of love potion #9 tucked in the belt..moss for pasties and cobwebs in hair....jumps out of black caldrons? 

Then there's "Rent an fig" I suppose. Hey, guess what, found some filbert/cobnuts at an produce stand, going to try to plant some of them. I looked at shelled filberts the other day, $8 per pound if an pound sack at that.Found another receipe using them also, Brown butter and hazlenut mashed potatoes...same as you ususally do them, yukon gold potatoes though, 1 -7oz container of plain Greek yogurt, one cup coursely chopped nuts, rest is the same with milk, butter, seasonings. Now that is SIMPLE! Eve would like it most likely.