Fill in the Blank

This is a fun game played on my local radio station! You take a true news story and you leave one of the words blank. The idea is for each person to fill in the blank to come up with the most amusing story!

Here goes -

A first edition of Charles Darwin's "On the Origin of Species" was found in a toilet room. Christies described it as "lightly bumped around the corners!" In a separate find Darwin's whale tooth was found in the ________________

Actually that is cheating - that is where it was found! The idea is to put in a silly answer to make it funny. Come on everyone - Peter asked for us to have more fun threads and I'm trying my best!!!

Another news story

It is estimated that John and Edward will make 2 million pound in the next twelve months. They have announced that the first record they will release will be ____________

I've gone 1st so now someone else's go.

For people who don't know here is a photo of John & Edward (Jedward)

Stand up -or else you will be flattened.