True & humorous professional names

Around this area we have quite a few funny and appropriate names for some professional organisations.

For example

In Bewdley there is an estate agents named "Doolittle & Dally"

In Dudley there was was always a solicitors named "Chrimes & Co"

In Quarry Bank there is a carpet fitter named "Walter Walls"

Is there any appropriate named firms that you can think of or ones in your area?

The dentist called pullit is real!! honest!

Theres a bus service around here, that picks people up in the villages and takes them to and from work, its called

Buster Werkenback

We had a dentist in my hometown in Pennsylvania named Dr. Payne.