Women eh?

How about:

Do you think she is pretty?

Lol, just for the record I have never asked that question. I don't want to know and I don't understand other women who do!

Which reminds me of one of my favorite "Jock" jokes:

A kilted Highlander had been out hiking in the glens all day when he decided to lie down for a bit of a nap.

After a time, two American women who had also been hiking found him sleeping peacefully by a stone wall. Being naturally curious, the women decided to find out once and for all if it was true that a real Scotsman never wears anything under his kilt.

The women carefully crept up on the sleeping Highlander and very gently lifted his kilt. Low and behold, their suspicions were confirmed . . . real Scotsmen do go "commando!"

As they were about to leave the Scotsman to finish his nap in peace, One of the giggling women decided to leave a calling card. She removed the blue ribbon that was holding her hair back, again lifted the kilt and very gingerly tied the ribbon around the Scotsman's "pride and joy." The women then hastily retreated, laughing hysterically all the way down the glen.

By and by, the Highlander woke up to answer the call of nature. As he lifted his kilt in order to relieve himself, he caught sight of the blue ribbon tied around his manhood.

"Aye, then," he mused, "I don't know where you've been, laddie, but I see you won first prize!'

OMG! Excuse me whilst I pick myself up off the floor! Priceless, Rob! Lol.