Aunt Miya needs yer help lil 'ons.

naw honey. them thar corn husks jist gives yew tha worst rash yew ever did have down south. an theys be really uncomfertable likes when a kernal or 2 gits left behind. an in yer behind too.

Sorry you are going through the pain with the husks Miya.

I understand entirely and feel for you because I get the same pain down south from James. He's a real pain in the a...........got to go, be back in a minute! lol

Ron..run that past you again?....you got to be kiddin....just the other day I walked about three blocks for the first time since last Oct

.As for them corn husks...ouchy...and we discussed this before in another web site..I said that I wasn't about to give up the old sears catalouge..one's precious reading material in an outhouse...and I never liked using one most the time. Only modern one I ever saw worth using... you pushed an button before closing down the lid and it dispensened an paschel of  "lime" on top.

 Anyway...iin comes an ole camper...said if we'd do like INjuns use to do we wouldn't need something to wipe with...so we were naturally curious...half laughing and goofing off...and he says its all in what you EAT...eat more veggies (raw) and you'll never need tissue paper...he says make it an morning ritual and after dong your "duty" to go take an dip in the local stream....and don't forget to lay the breech cloth over the "extremeties" to dry...faire enough......  Breakfast anyone?....Raw carrots with sex...ooops..forget that one...laughs*

When I lived in the hills, Miya, we used the J.C. Penney catalog.

But aren't the pages 'glossy' Ruth?

Reminds me of a song by Paul Simon called Slip Sliding Away! lol