Ray Stear
Posts: 1930
Joined: 25th Apr 2008
Location: UK | quotePosted at 14:37 on 30th June 2009 I am glad you liked them Diana. |
Stephanie Jackson
Posts: 3911
Joined: 13th Apr 2008
Location: UK | quotePosted at 17:07 on 30th June 2009 On your theme romantic then none romantic, Ray, you reminded me of something! I once did some accounts and a tax return for an ex boyfriend. When he didn't pay us for ages I sent him a Valentine's card on Valentine's Day and wrote inside Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you don't pay my bill I will sue you! The money was pushed through my door the next day! |
Ray Stear
Posts: 1930
Joined: 25th Apr 2008
Location: UK | quotePosted at 17:11 on 30th June 2009 On 30th June 2009 17:07, Stephanie Jackson wrote:On your theme romantic then none romantic, Ray, you reminded me of something! I once did some accounts and a tax return for an ex boyfriend. When he didn't pay us for ages I sent him a Valentine's card on Valentine's Day and wrote inside Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you don't pay my bill I will sue you! The money was pushed through my door the next day!
Oh that is brilliant Steph....and very effective too. I am laughing at that! |
Richard Sellers
Posts: 4691
Joined: 16th Jul 2008
Location: USA | quotePosted at 19:17 on 30th June 2009 I am with Ray and laughing !!!(hello all btw !!) |
Ruth Gregory
Posts: 8072
Joined: 25th Jul 2007
Location: USA | quotePosted at 03:36 on 2nd July 2009 On 30th June 2009 17:07, Stephanie Jackson wrote: On your theme romantic then none romantic, Ray, you reminded me of something! I once did some accounts and a tax return for an ex boyfriend. When he didn't pay us for ages I sent him a Valentine's card on Valentine's Day and wrote inside Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you don't pay my bill I will sue you! The money was pushed through my door the next day!
Very civilized, Stephanie, LOL!
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Debbie Adams
Posts: 2043
Joined: 8th Mar 2009
Location: USA | quotePosted at 03:40 on 2nd July 2009 On 30th June 2009 11:57, Ray Stear wrote: BEST EVER BLONDE JOKE
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says 'Please come over here and help Me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
Started .'
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
The table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
Her and says,
'First of all, no matter what we do , we're not going to be able to
Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
Nice cup of tea, and then ...' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . .. . .
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Ruth Gregory
Posts: 8072
Joined: 25th Jul 2007
Location: USA | quotePosted at 03:41 on 2nd July 2009 On 30th June 2009 08:54, michael gerrard wrote: If its the South West you are visiting and its beaches you want Ruth then Newquay/Perinporth have a popular beach, popular with the young and surfing. Lifegaurd services too. lots of beaches and coves in that area.Using the simularity that the main island of Britain resembles a man, sat with his legs outstretched, Newquay is on his 'shin', just below the knee. We are having a heat wave here at the moment (29 degrees C), but it will probly be about 22 degrees C down there in August. Watch out for that Debbie though, staggering out of the bars late at night,lol.
Thanks for the tips, Michael. I checked out Newquay on the map and I don't think we will be able to go that deeply into Cornwall, maybe only somewhere in east Cornwall. We're staying about 10 mi. outside Bournemouth. I hope to see a little of Devon, Somerset, maybe Bath. And most definitely the New Forest - we'll be pretty close to there. We'll only be in England for a week.
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Debbie Adams
Posts: 2043
Joined: 8th Mar 2009
Location: USA | quotePosted at 03:41 on 2nd July 2009 Not really any good news yet ,,OOOO except its July and now I can say NEXT month I will be coming to ENGLAND!!!!lol I know you guys cant wait,,,LOL |
Ruth Gregory
Posts: 8072
Joined: 25th Jul 2007
Location: USA | quotePosted at 03:42 on 2nd July 2009 Hi Debbie - it's exciting isn't it? |
Debbie Adams
Posts: 2043
Joined: 8th Mar 2009
Location: USA | quotePosted at 03:48 on 2nd July 2009 O i can not wait How about you are you packed yet,,,,lol when do you all leave? |
