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lancashirelove
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quotePosted at 14:04 on 11th August 2009

Skimpy Speedos ban at Alton Towers

Skimpy Speedos ban at Alton Towers
Alton Towers has banned Speedos and tight fitting trunks on the grounds of taste
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Major tourist attraction Alton Towers has banned Speedos and other types of tight swimming trunks at its Staffordshire site on grounds of taste.
The trunks are favoured by the likes of Rod Stewart and soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo.
But it seems Alton Towers' bosses cannot stomach the types of swimwear that have featured at their waterpark, reckoning them "more suited to Spain than Staffordshire".
The company said that a number of men had been sporting tight trunks during the hot weather.
It went on: "To prevent embarrassment among fellow members of the public and to maintain the family friendly atmosphere at the resort, bosses have taken the extreme measure of banning these tight trunks from their popular waterpark located within the Splash Landings Hotel.
"While women may hail the return of the skimpy bathers, the style itself is not deemed public or family friendly, and therefore we are requesting that male swimmers wear more appropriate styles such as boardshorts."
Alton Towers Resort sales and marketing director Morwenna Angove said "We feel this small brief style is not appropriate for a family venue so we are advising male bathers to wear more protective swimwear such as shorts."
"We are also looking into offering complimentary male waxing, which will ensure preserve the dignity of all our guests."
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Diana Sinclair
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quotePosted at 14:11 on 11th August 2009

"We are also looking into offering complimentary male waxing, which will ensure and preserve the dignity of all our guests."

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lancashirelove
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quotePosted at 14:13 on 11th August 2009
i thought that diana would be the first to look at this thread, thats why I gave it this headline lol  hi diana!
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Diana Sinclair
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quotePosted at 14:15 on 11th August 2009
Lol. Hi Michael. Let's see how fast they put on those "boardshorts" now. Lol.
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Debbie Adams
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quotePosted at 01:56 on 12th August 2009
 Drooling Bouncy SmileysLMAO!!! Ok could not resist the smilies;;;LOL;;LOL  I just cant imagine seeing to many men wearing these,,the beaches here some do but most do not need to the men that can pull these off ( no Punt Intended  lol) are far and few between,,LOL 





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Stephanie Jackson
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quotePosted at 06:18 on 12th August 2009

Are we going back into Victorian times! Bet they haven't banned skimpy bikinis - surely this is sexist! As the other girls pointed out the tight bodies shown in the pic are few and far between!

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norajean
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quotePosted at 21:25 on 12th August 2009
   There are very, very few men who SHOULD be allowed to wear these!!  (And I'm pretty sure Rod Stewart is NOT one of them!!)
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Ron Brind
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quotePosted at 21:38 on 12th August 2009
But I'd be okay, wouldn't I?
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Diana Sinclair
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quotePosted at 21:41 on 12th August 2009
Most of the men I've seen wearing them have such big bellies that hang over the speedo you can't tell they're wearing anything. lol.
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Debbie Adams
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quotePosted at 02:00 on 13th August 2009

  UUUMMM RON ))))))))))))))))))))))))))NOOOOOOOOO((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((LOL

 

Your right Diana pretty grossVomit 3 and not just men but some women do not need to wear skimpy ones either,,,I say leave something to the imagination!!!





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