OMG - Sue H is coming tomorrow!

Today I received the dreaded telephone call and it has ruined my day, I guess you all know what I am talking about! That Sue H telephoned to say she was coming round to my place tomorrow!! Phurp, eeek, hang on I think I have to go to the bathroom again....

Ah, that's better, but I am not sure about this meeting tomorrow. She has threatened to tell you POE members all about me fat, thin, short, tall, obviously not ugly! She really is going to visit POE HQ also where I had to agree to meet her to get her off the phone, to quite literally get rid of her! Mind you she's forgotten her zimmer frame so maybe I can 'accidentally' kick her ankles or something, get her mind on other things if you see what I mean! But hey, I really did remove the number from the gatepost thinking that would fool her. Our telephone number is now ex-directory but she still found us, she really is determined to get me!

I feel the pain in my stomach coming on again, maybe those antibiotics that the doctor prescribed are not doing their job after all, or could it be the worry of a certain person's imminent arrival? There's a funny smell around here!!   

Peter, I am actually in fear of what she is going to write about me in the forum after she is out of range of the stoning! And, I can tell you that I really DID remove the house number on the gatepost!!