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Denzil Tregallion Posts: 1764 Joined: 26th May 2008 Location: UK	quotePosted at 20:14 on 22nd August 2008 Ten men and one woman are hanging on for grim life to a rope attached to the bottom of a helicopter. The rope isn't strong enough to carry them all and they decide someone must jump before they all tumble to their death. Unable to vote on who should let go, the woman launches in to a very touching speech: "I'm used to giving up everything for my husband, kids and for men in general. We women always have and always will make sacrifices for men, expecting little or nothing in return. Faced with this knowledge, I'm prepared to voluntarily let go of the rope." Visibly moved by the eloquence and power of her speech, all the men start clapping... hello Ruth and all My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Sue H Posts: 8172 Joined: 29th Jun 2007 Location: USA	quotePosted at 20:27 on 22nd August 2008 Love it, Denzil! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 20:34 on 22nd August 2008 Fab Denzil, just fab! LOL! It's good to see you again! Ruth is probably pulling her self off the ceiling right now as she most likely started floating at the sight of you! LOL! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Ruth Gregory Posts: 8072 Joined: 25th Jul 2007 Location: USA	quotePosted at 20:37 on 22nd August 2008 Whew, just almost broke my silly neck!! How'd you know, Diana? LOL! Hi Denzil: Missed you. I love that Cornish joke from my sweet Cornish bloke. LOL Was that the helicopter at the Scilly Islands? My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 20:39 on 22nd August 2008 On 22nd August 2008 20:37, Ruth Gregory wrote: Whew, just almost broke my silly neck!! How'd you know, Diana? LOL! A Miya bird whispered in my ear. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Denzil Tregallion Posts: 1764 Joined: 26th May 2008 Location: UK	quotePosted at 20:41 on 22nd August 2008 no Ruth but it could be if you want and all My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Denzil Tregallion Posts: 1764 Joined: 26th May 2008 Location: UK	quotePosted at 20:42 on 22nd August 2008 hello girls ive had my hair cut and all My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Ruth Gregory Posts: 8072 Joined: 25th Jul 2007 Location: USA	quotePosted at 20:43 on 22nd August 2008 You are the handsomest man around here, Denzil. Where did you go for your holiday? Let me guess. Land's End? My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Denzil Tregallion Posts: 1764 Joined: 26th May 2008 Location: UK	quotePosted at 20:45 on 22nd August 2008 no Ruth St Just its 2 miles from lands end then weather wasnt very nice thuogh heck of a juorney there and back My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Ruth Gregory Posts: 8072 Joined: 25th Jul 2007 Location: USA	quotePosted at 20:51 on 22nd August 2008 Sounds lovely, Denzil. St. Just. Lot of Sts. in Cornwall, eh? Is there a St Denzil, Denzil? My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions