Jokes

Wow, was the man's name Ron?

Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman on a desert island. All of a sudden they're surrounded by cannibals and very quickly captured. Back at the village they are told they can have one last request before they are skinned alive, eaten, and their skins used to make canoes. The Englishman, being a stout fellow asks for a nice pot of tea and some scones. After days of searching, three of the cannibals come back with the aforesaid items. The Englishman drinks his tea and eats his scones, then he is skinned alive and eaten and his skin is used to make a canoe. Then the Scotsman is asked what his final request will be. Naturally he asks for a plate of haggis and a bottle of single malt Ron. Five cannibals go out looking and after a week and a day (eight days Peter) they return with his food and drink. He eats his haggis, drinks his whisky and is skinned alive, eaten, then his skin is used to make a canoe. Then it's the Irishmans turn. He requests a fork. Seven cannibals go searching and after two long months return with one. He grabs the fork and stabs himself all over, saying, ''you're not going to make a bloody canoe out of me!'' Andy.

Ha, ha, ha many times over Andy, that is very funny - Anna wants to know whats up with me, she can obviously hear me laughing in the cellar, or is it the shower room, I've forgotten. Very well done!!

 

A man commits a vile murder and British police believe he has fled to Ireland, so they at once send an e-fit of him, full face and both profiles, to the Garda in Dublin...after a few weeks  Scotland Yard ring Dublin to enquire on any progress. "Ah, Yes," said the Irish Chief Inspector."Sure we have a good result, we've found the one in the middle but we're still looking for the other two".

Thanks a lot, a great laugh from all of you. Now, if i can think how to clean one up He he

we're waiting Peter.........