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Dennis White Posts: 33 Joined: 9th May 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 21:07 on 16th May 2008 OK, this one is not quite as "racey" as Sarah's, so I hope it's o.k.: An engineering student is crossing the university grounds on a red, shiny new bike, in order to get with his friends after class. As he approaches the other engineering students, they look up at him with suprise and ask: "Hey Marvin, where'd you get that nice bike?" Marvin explained that as he was walking across the grounds, a beautiful girl rode up to him on the bike, threw it to the ground, removed her clothes and said: "you are so cute! Take whatever you want!" "Well," continued Marvin, "the clothes looked like they wouldn't fit, so I took the bike!" My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 21:08 on 16th May 2008 On 16th May 2008 20:09, Ron Brind wrote: You sure are a funny guy Dennis, or did you learn all this good stuff whilst in the UK? Please pass on my best wishes to Nadia (It's time she registered and had her own input!) Ron, you're one to talk...where are you keeping Anna these days! LOL My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 21:08 on 16th May 2008 Great one Sarah! LOL My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Sarah Posts: 1311 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England	quotePosted at 21:14 on 16th May 2008 Lol thats a good one Dennis My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 21:30 on 16th May 2008 After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. "That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still quite a bit," Tim complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap." The clerk handed him a mirror. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
L Posts: 5656 Joined: 10th Jun 2004 Location: UK	quotePosted at 22:44 on 16th May 2008 LOL @ Diana My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Ray Stear Posts: 1930 Joined: 25th Apr 2008 Location: UK	quotePosted at 21:48 on 21st May 2008 A psychiatrist is in his consulting room when someone knocks at the door. In walks a man, completely naked, and wrapped from head to toe in cling film. The shrink says 'Come in and lie on this couch, I can plainly see your nuts!' Ray S. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 13:14 on 22nd May 2008 LOL @ Ray! Oh my god...that is too funny! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Ron Brind Posts: 19041 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England	quotePosted at 13:35 on 22nd May 2008 Nuts, condoms...what is this forum coming to? My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 14:11 on 22nd May 2008 LOL @ Ron! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions