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Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 15:41 on 29th May 2008 Great joke Sarah! LOL! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Sarah Posts: 1311 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England	quotePosted at 17:14 on 29th May 2008 During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised. Well, said the Director, we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub. Oh, I understand, said the visitor... A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup. No said the Director, A normal person would pull the plug out. Do you want a bed near the window? My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Peter Evans Posts: 3863 Joined: 20th Aug 2006 Location: UK	quotePosted at 18:41 on 29th May 2008 Ooh, I thaught the bucket a well. Move over Sarah, is there room for a little one? My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Ron Brind Posts: 19041 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England	quotePosted at 19:20 on 29th May 2008 Very good Sarah, and better still if you could accommodate that Peter! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
L Posts: 5656 Joined: 10th Jun 2004 Location: UK	quotePosted at 20:16 on 29th May 2008 Thats good Sarah, nice new pic Peter! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Peter Evans Posts: 3863 Joined: 20th Aug 2006 Location: UK	quotePosted at 23:35 on 29th May 2008 Thanks Lyn, I should have combed my hair though. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Ruth Gregory Posts: 8072 Joined: 25th Jul 2007 Location: USA	quotePosted at 04:32 on 30th May 2008 LOL Sarah, but it's BOO-KAAAYYYY! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Ruth Gregory Posts: 8072 Joined: 25th Jul 2007 Location: USA	quotePosted at 05:24 on 30th May 2008 It was late at night and Amy, who was expecting her second child,was home alone with her 3-year old daughter, Katelyn. Amy started to go into labor and called 911. Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic was able to respond to the call. The paramedic found, without a doubt, that the delivery was not going to wait until they could get to the hospital. Since the house was very, very dark, the paramedic asked Katelyn to hold a flashligt high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Amy pushed and pushed and after a while, little Conor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his feet, an spanked him on his bottom. Conor begn to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help, and asked the wide-eyed Katelyn what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Spank him again." My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
L Posts: 5656 Joined: 10th Jun 2004 Location: UK	quotePosted at 07:49 on 30th May 2008 Excellent Ruth LOL My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Ron Brind Posts: 19041 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England	quotePosted at 07:58 on 30th May 2008 Isn't that the problem we all have Ruth? Very good!! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions