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MariaGrazia Posts: 711 Joined: 25th Mar 2008 Location: Italy | quotePosted at 09:21 on 8th July 2008 On 7th July 2008 13:05, Paul Hilton wrote:
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Ray Stear Posts: 1930 Joined: 25th Apr 2008 Location: UK | quotePosted at 10:44 on 8th July 2008 I like this one:- Phone answering machine ' ...If you want to buy marijuana, press the 'hash' key...... or 'If you think nobody cares whether your'e alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments' or 'If at first you don't succeed..skydiving is not for you' or 'Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.' |
chili5 Posts: 424 Joined: 5th Jul 2008 Location: Canada | quotePosted at 11:18 on 8th July 2008 On 8th July 2008 10:44, Ray Stear wrote: lol I absoutely love that one, and it's quite funny
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Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA | quotePosted at 13:24 on 8th July 2008 LOL @ Ray! I couldn't decide which of these was funnier! LOL! Damn these human beings; if I had invented them I would go hide my head in a bag. We all belong to the nasty stinking little human race, & of course it is not nice for God's beloved vermin to scoff at each other... Oh, we are a nasty little lot--& to think there are people who would like to save us & continue us. It won't happen if I have any influence. |
Ray Stear Posts: 1930 Joined: 25th Apr 2008 Location: UK | quotePosted at 13:51 on 8th July 2008 LOL Diana, Mark Twain sure knew people didn't he? |
Ray Stear Posts: 1930 Joined: 25th Apr 2008 Location: UK | quotePosted at 14:02 on 8th July 2008 Here are a couple more Zen Teachings for you. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just p*** off and leave me alone! or 'Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fishand he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day'. and If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.'
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Paul Hilton Posts: 2605 Joined: 21st Nov 2004 Location: UK | quotePosted at 14:32 on 8th July 2008 I've seen a look in dog's eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. John Steinbeck. |
Denzil Tregallion Posts: 1764 Joined: 26th May 2008 Location: UK | quotePosted at 16:09 on 8th July 2008 Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. Martin Luther King jr. |
Denzil Tregallion Posts: 1764 Joined: 26th May 2008 Location: UK | quotePosted at 16:13 on 8th July 2008 If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other. Mother Teresa. |
Denzil Tregallion Posts: 1764 Joined: 26th May 2008 Location: UK | quotePosted at 16:14 on 8th July 2008 i can cut and paste and all |