How can I stop Kevin chasing wagtails Goldie dosent

Hi Denzil,

I  do not know how you stop Kevin chasing birds. It is a 'dog' thing isn't it? My dog Lilly actually chased, caught, and killed a Bantam. I had no idea that she had an aggressive bone in her body up to that point. Since then, she is known as 'Lilly Savage'

Have you tried having a proper sit-down, man to dog, conversation with Kevin. Tell him about his rights and responsibilities, your expectations for the future, and the cost of hip replacement operations?

Food for thought?

Ray. 

Hahaha. Very funny!!"

I walked right into that one didn't I.

Denzil, watch my lips, I will say it slowly so that the West Country metabolism is not too taxed at this time of the morning.... I am not talking about a BSA Bantam 125 cc, or in my case, a D7 175 cc Super Bantam. (Capable of 70 MPH on a downhill run, although the speedo used to vibrate out of its socket in the headlamp at 60 mph so all readings after that speed were estimates.) I am talking of a minature chicken.

My fault for being ambiguous.

Ray. 

Oh dear, I cant WAIT for Denzil's reaction to that Ray LOL

Maybe Mrs T can take him for walkies if she can get a break in her busy scedule? Then he cant pull YOU down the bank again lol