How can I stop Kevin chasing wagtails Goldie dosent

My God. What a thread.

Firstly, I have been thinking of your Wagtail problem Denzil. Try catching every Wagtail in the vicinity and putting some 'anti nail biting' preparation on them? (You can buy it in a well known chain of chemists near you.) After Kevin has tried one or two, he might give them up as a breakfast cereal and go onto Weetabix instead. (You can buy them at a well known chain of foodstores....etc.)

Secondly. 'Are you like a frog?' Me, like a frog. I do not understand the question so I cannot give you an answer that you would understand. Please specify.? do you mean do I physically resemble a frog? Green slimy skin, bulbous eyes and web feet? I looked in the mirror and all I saw was a handsome prince. Perhaps I was looking in someone elses mirror! lol 

Lyn

Please help out here. your suggestion that Mrs Denzil walk the dog seems the simplest, most cost effective solution for preventing a Wagtail cull in Cornwall.

I feel quite dizzy now. I need to go back to bed! 

Ah, now I understand 'Zee question' am I Amphibious like a frog. No, I am left handed.

Ray. 

You have been spying on me. Yes, like a toad I am. squat, covered in warts, and I have a friend called 'Moley' Oh... and I wear a yellow waistcoat.

Ray of Toad Hall. 

I was only a young lad Denzil, with limited technical skills. I used to Whizz down the Hill from St Austell to Bodmin on the bike, but the vibrations used to scare me into slowing down, so by not repairing the speedo, that probably played a part in me being here today to tell the tale. I did try jamming pieces of a fag packet in the orifice, but it still vibrated, so I gave up trying to repair the thing in the end.

Ray.

 I have just realised something. I had fed you some lines there haven't I ???