Problem page with Dr. Denzil Tregallion. B.O.L. L.A.R. D.S.

When you go diving Denzil, can I please have some scallops.  I hate them but David likes them and used to bring them up when he was scuba diving in Cornwall.  The first ones he cooked in the kitchen but from then on I made him cook them outside.  The smell in the house lasted for weeks!

Hello Jo and David its not scallop saeson now can I interest you in a winkle

I love winkles, and cockles

I like lynckles as well. Not easy to find in our parts around here.

Get that vinegar on them cockles Lyn no Paul theres none In Birmingham either so Im told

Yes Denzil, plenty of vinegar, what lynckles Paul?

Lyncles are a lesser known varaint of the cockle family, usually found in beds. Dr. D's book says they're best eaten at bed time for a soothing night's sleep; a sort of anti-dote for insomnia or other bedtime related aflictions that might be caused by too much work, excess alcohol, and such like. Best not taken too quickly though , for a more lasting effect.

Hmmmmmmm me thinks your telling porkies Paul lol LYNcles BEDS (as in Bedfordshire by any stretch of the imagination?) LOL!!!!

Sounds good..........Feel free to send me some! 

The only cockles I ever heard of are the ones that get warmed in your heart, and the shells of the cockles that grow in Mary, Mary Quite Contrary's garden.