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Richard Sellers
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quotePosted at 18:31 on 18th December 2008
What tha ?????
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Ray Stear
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quotePosted at 18:48 on 18th December 2008

Diana,

I have not laughed so much since Grandma caught her bits in the mangle. that was hilarious. More More!

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Peter Evans
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quotePosted at 19:47 on 18th December 2008
Aunt Miya, that was hillarious. I didnt know you were a comic poet.. Lol
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Richard Sellers
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quotePosted at 19:52 on 18th December 2008
Twas funny !!!
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quotePosted at 19:59 on 18th December 2008
That was hilarious Diana! Laughing
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Miya Buttreaks
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quotePosted at 20:05 on 18th December 2008
thank y'all. I's stolded it from sum other redneck...don't think theys would mind in all.

Here be Skeeter's fav-right song win he be a lil'un

The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
Some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the second day of Christmas my old lady gave to me, 
2
huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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On the third day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the forth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the fifth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the sixth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the seventh day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the eighth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me, 
8
table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the ninth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the tenth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
tin of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
11 rasslin' tickets
tin of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
12 pack of Bud
11 rasslin' tickets
tin of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.



Edited by: Miya Buttreaks at:18th December 2008 20:06
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Ray Stear
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quotePosted at 20:07 on 18th December 2008
LOL@MIYA. I want to hear you sing it though!
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Miya Buttreaks
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quotePosted at 20:11 on 18th December 2008
Aw shucks! Y'all makin me blushed.Embarassed
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Ray Stear
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quotePosted at 20:15 on 18th December 2008
Do you put some holly around your turban and hang a bauble from your cigar? I bet you look GOOOD!
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Krissy
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quotePosted at 20:17 on 18th December 2008
Oh my...sounds like the people that grew up with!!! Embarassed  NOOOO!!!!!!!
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