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Mick Ascroft
Mick Ascroft
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quotePosted at 21:36 on 18th December 2008

This is not a joke but a poem i wrote when i was a teenager ( many moons ago ).

Its short but straight to the point.  hope you like it.

Belly button fluff is delightful stuff

It lives in a hole in your tummy

at the weekend, collect it all up

and eat it with milk and its yummy

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Ray Stear
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quotePosted at 21:38 on 18th December 2008
Mick, you obviously had a depraved childhood. Sorry deprived I think I meant....although, reading your post again....I'll stick with depraved.
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Krissy
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quotePosted at 21:38 on 18th December 2008
You had me at belly button fluff!!!!   LOL!!!!! Very funny!! Laughing
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Ruth Gregory
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quotePosted at 21:40 on 18th December 2008

Probably from the winter jammies, Krissy.  That's the Christmas connection.

 

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Krissy
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quotePosted at 21:41 on 18th December 2008
LMAO!!!!!!!!  The ones with the feet right Ruth!!!
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Ruth Gregory
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quotePosted at 21:46 on 18th December 2008

Yes, the ones that look like a deranged Easter bunny.

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Ray Stear
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quotePosted at 21:46 on 18th December 2008
and LEFT, unless you are a stork!
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Mick Ascroft
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quotePosted at 21:46 on 18th December 2008

I used to babysit my friends 3 daughters and it was one of them that came up with the idea, we actually wrote a full book of weird poems,  i would love to know where that book went.

The girl in question is now a full grown women with kids and she still laughs about it to this day.

Happy days

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Ruth Gregory
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quotePosted at 21:47 on 18th December 2008

That would be cool, Mick.  Get kids writing poems at an early age.

 

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Krissy
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quotePosted at 21:50 on 18th December 2008
On 18th December 2008 21:46, Ruth Gregory wrote:

Yes, the ones that look like a deranged Easter bunny.

 

That's the one Ruth!!!  Great movie!!!

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