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Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA | quotePosted at 19:21 on 15th January 2009 LAKEWOOD, Colo. - A Colorado couple found an unusual topping on their order of tacos: a small bag of marijuana. What city does Rick live in again? LOL! |
Bob T Posts: 934 Joined: 8th Jan 2009 Location: USA | quotePosted at 19:49 on 15th January 2009 Ah...the taco served with secret herbs. |
Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA | quotePosted at 14:10 on 16th January 2009 Okay, as much as I love animals and hate stories about cruelty to animals, this one is funny even to me! |
Jason T Posts: 7421 Joined: 14th Apr 2004 Location: UK | quotePosted at 14:22 on 16th January 2009 Rocket cow!! |
Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA | quotePosted at 14:59 on 16th January 2009 LOL @ Jason! |
Paul Hilton Posts: 2605 Joined: 21st Nov 2004 Location: UK | quotePosted at 20:04 on 16th January 2009 And no doubt at this very moment, someone such as Al Gore or similar must be working out a tax on cows for their contribution to global warming and probably considere this is something not to be sniffed at. |
Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA | quotePosted at 20:05 on 16th January 2009 ROFL @ Paul!!! Hi Paul! |
Ron Brind Posts: 19041 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England | quotePosted at 20:10 on 16th January 2009 Phurrp! What was that you said Paul? |
Shirley K. Lawson Posts: 2310 Joined: 17th Jul 2008 Location: USA | quotePosted at 00:11 on 20th January 2009 Oh, these are goodies, keep them coming if you can....as for the cow, there is an guy out there somewhere I've heard of that is roasting pigs in "compost" ..it takes several days, but you know the compost gets "hot" from breaking down as time goes around making it set itself on fire, simliar to the methane. I guess he puts the meat into an pan and covers up the whole pan and it slowly roasts over several days. I wonder what he's surfing through later on to get to the cooked meat before serving it though!. |
Gives Up! ' Posts: 1934 Joined: 30th Apr 2005 Location: UK | quotePosted at 19:33 on 20th January 2009 WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda’s eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she’d been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour. And, yes, Linda is a blonde. |