Stupid Questions People Have Actually Written/Called in to Ask a Talk Show Host

I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman when she is menstruating because she is unclean. (Lev.15:19- 24). 

The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

Geeze! You think? What a moron! First of all, even if I didn't take offense at the question (which I do), I'd never go out with someone who still thinks of women in this way.

I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. What do you think would be a fair price?

No really, this guy really called and asked this question and he was serious!