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quotePosted at 21:31 on 5th March 2009


Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up." 
Real Woman - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. Real Woman - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares? 

Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. Real Woman - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway. 

Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. 
Real Woman - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year. 

Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. 
Real Woman - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.

Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. Real Woman - Woolies frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it. 

Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy. 
Real Woman - Go ask the very cute neighbour to do it.

And finally the most important tip.... Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. 
Real Woman - Leftover wine??
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Diana Sinclair
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quotePosted at 21:39 on 5th March 2009
ROFLMAO!!!! I love it!!!! Laughing
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quotePosted at 21:41 on 5th March 2009
And finally the most important tip.... Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. 

Real Woman - Leftover wine??

^^^^^That made me laugh out loud when I read it.

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Cathy E.
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quotePosted at 22:16 on 5th March 2009

I just saw on The Ellen Degeneres Show that you should use the left over red wine in the tub and it will make your skin smooth as a baby's bottom. 

Great stuff Barb!! Laughing 

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quotePosted at 08:37 on 6th March 2009
Great one Barb!!!
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Shirley K. Lawson
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quotePosted at 17:49 on 6th March 2009
I agree, cute posting...I sih I could try someof the cures but mostlikely can't have the itemmuch to beginwith like"salt" these days. Ilike to go an buy "spa" books at the thrift stores these days also, they have all kinds of goody ideas in them. Wine is something I can only use if I cook with it for the most part...and it couldn't be at an time when it's any more popular then now.
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Bob T
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quotePosted at 18:53 on 6th March 2009
Barb is MY kind of woman!
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quotePosted at 23:08 on 9th March 2009
Surprised
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Richard Sellers
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quotePosted at 16:23 on 10th March 2009
On 6th March 2009 18:53, Bob T wrote:
Barb is MY kind of woman!


I bet a lot of men would agree !!!!Wink
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