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Gives Up! ' Posts: 1934 Joined: 30th Apr 2005 Location: UK | quotePosted at 21:03 on 30th June 2009 Day 983 of my captivity… My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescendin g comments about what a ‘good little hunter’ I am. Eejits!!. There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies.’ I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released – and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now… Edited by: Babs ' at:30th June 2009 21:05 |
| Gives Up! ' Posts: 1934 Joined: 30th Apr 2005 Location: UK | quotePosted at 21:04 on 30th June 2009 Ohhhhhhhhh I don't know why the titles of the two diary threads have turned out the way they have.......I didn't do it like that! Honest!  |
Ron Brind Posts: 19041 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England | quotePosted at 21:13 on 30th June 2009 It's not you Babs, we know there is a little bug to iron out. Of course this acts as a reminder, just another little job! |
| Gives Up! ' Posts: 1934 Joined: 30th Apr 2005 Location: UK | quotePosted at 21:24 on 30th June 2009 Then get on with it man, and while you are at it, I have a mound of clothes that need ironing here. You can do it for me!!!  |
Peter Evans Posts: 3863 Joined: 20th Aug 2006 Location: UK | quotePosted at 21:25 on 30th June 2009 Poor pussy. He he he. |
Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA | quotePosted at 21:54 on 30th June 2009 LOL! I love it! I've seen this before but I never get tired of it!  |
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