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quotePosted at 21:03 on 30th June 2009


Day 983 of my captivity…

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescendin g comments about what a ‘good little hunter’ I am. Eejits!!.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies.’ I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released – and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now…


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quotePosted at 21:04 on 30th June 2009
Ohhhhhhhhh I don't know why the titles of the two diary threads have turned out the way they have.......I didn't do it like that! Honest! Laughing
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quotePosted at 21:13 on 30th June 2009
It's not you Babs, we know there is a little bug to iron out. Of course this acts as a reminder, just another little job!
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quotePosted at 21:24 on 30th June 2009
Then get on with it man, and while you are at it, I have a mound of clothes that need ironing here. You can do it for me!!! Tongue out
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quotePosted at 21:25 on 30th June 2009
Poor pussy. He he he.
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quotePosted at 21:54 on 30th June 2009
LOL! I love it! I've seen this before but I never get tired of it! Laughing
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