Warning to Women

Some of you may have already been warned of this, but here is an email I recieved from my friend yesterday......

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these - and what happened to mine?

I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.

Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. 

And then the thieves struck again.

My bum was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had given me earlier.

But my new bum was attached at least three inches lower than my original, and was at least three sizes bigger! I realised I'd have to give up my jeans in favour of long skirts.

Then, two years ago I realised my arms had been switched.

One morning I was drying my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time.

What could they do to me next?

When my neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey’s neck, I decided to tell my story. 

Women of the world wake up! 

Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and me! 

The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX This is happening to women everywhere every night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S. Recently I thought some one had stolen my boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

Thought this was too important not to pass on. 

P.P.S. - These same thieves came into my wardrobe and shrank my clothes! How do they do it?


Just thought you should know.

 That's cute, has me laughing..... hope she doesn't get "jock itch" from the boobs tucked in the waistband bit. I can tell she needs an security system really bad!!.....First time I've seen this little story. My hubby and I went with some friends one night "dancing" and where we were at, they stoped the music and said, "turn to your back, and get to know your neighbor", my hubby went straight into an older lady with about size 52 triple D's for boobs, and we watched him trying to stuggle for air to breathe. We were trying to keep from laughing to hard,  it was funny at the time...when they came out with "line dancing"..his first comment was.."It's about time..thank God!"  Hes' not much of an dancer, and we haven't went out very often at all after that happened. As they say..one picture is worth an thousand words.

OH, Shirley, lol!

LOL Babs - that's a good one. And Shirley - what a great recollection!