Gives Up! '
Posts: 1934 Joined: 30th Apr 2005 Location: UK | quotePosted at 20:34 on 13th July 2009 Some of you may have already been warned of this, but here is an email I recieved from my friend yesterday......
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these - and what happened to mine?
I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.
And then the thieves struck again.
My bum was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had given me earlier.
But my new bum was attached at least three inches lower than my original, and was at least three sizes bigger! I realised I'd have to give up my jeans in favour of long skirts.
Then, two years ago I realised my arms had been switched.
One morning I was drying my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time.
What could they do to me next?
When my neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey’s neck, I decided to tell my story.
Women of the world wake up!
Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and me!
The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX This is happening to women everywhere every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. Recently I thought some one had stolen my boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
Thought this was too important not to pass on.
P.P.S. - These same thieves came into my wardrobe and shrank my clothes! How do they do it?
Just thought you should know.
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Diana Sinclair
Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA | quotePosted at 20:37 on 13th July 2009 ROFLMAO!!! |
Cathy E.
Posts: 8474 Joined: 15th Aug 2008 Location: USA | quotePosted at 20:43 on 13th July 2009 That was great Babs! Thanks for sharing! |
Gives Up! '
Posts: 1934 Joined: 30th Apr 2005 Location: UK | quotePosted at 20:51 on 13th July 2009 Hi guys.......yes, I almost fell off my chair reading that! LOL! A friend did send it in an email but she found it on the net somewhere. |
Shirley K. Lawson
Posts: 2310 Joined: 17th Jul 2008 Location: USA | quotePosted at 21:25 on 13th July 2009 That's cute, has me laughing..... hope she doesn't get "jock itch" from the boobs tucked in the waistband bit. I can tell she needs an security system really bad!!.....First time I've seen this little story. My hubby and I went with some friends one night "dancing" and where we were at, they stoped the music and said, "turn to your back, and get to know your neighbor", my hubby went straight into an older lady with about size 52 triple D's for boobs, and we watched him trying to stuggle for air to breathe. We were trying to keep from laughing to hard, it was funny at the time...when they came out with "line dancing"..his first comment was.."It's about time..thank God!" Hes' not much of an dancer, and we haven't went out very often at all after that happened. As they say..one picture is worth an thousand words. |
Ray Stear
Posts: 1930 Joined: 25th Apr 2008 Location: UK | quotePosted at 21:37 on 13th July 2009 Very funny Babs. Shirley, your husband and the '52 triple D's' is a wonderrful image to conjure with. I hope he is fully recovered now and doesn't suffer from post traumatic stress disorder! |
Debbie Adams
Posts: 2043 Joined: 8th Mar 2009 Location: USA | quotePosted at 00:49 on 14th July 2009 LMAO!!!! So thats what happened to me!! Edited by: DEBBIE ADAMS at:14th July 2009 13:12 |
Ruth Gregory
Posts: 8072 Joined: 25th Jul 2007 Location: USA | quotePosted at 04:51 on 14th July 2009 On 13th July 2009 21:25, Shirley K. Lawson wrote: That's cute, has me laughing..... hope she doesn't get "jock itch" from the boobs tucked in the waistband bit. I can tell she needs an security system really bad!!.....First time I've seen this little story. My hubby and I went with some friends one night "dancing" and where we were at, they stoped the music and said, "turn to your back, and get to know your neighbor", my hubby went straight into an older lady with about size 52 triple D's for boobs, and we watched him trying to stuggle for air to breathe. We were trying to keep from laughing to hard, it was funny at the time...when they came out with "line dancing"..his first comment was.."It's about time..thank God!" Hes' not much of an dancer, and we haven't went out very often at all after that happened. As they say..one picture is worth an thousand words.
OH, Shirley, lol!
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Stephanie Jackson
Posts: 3911 Joined: 13th Apr 2008 Location: UK | quotePosted at 06:49 on 14th July 2009 LOL Babs - that's a good one. And Shirley - what a great recollection! |
Diana Sinclair
Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA | quotePosted at 13:29 on 14th July 2009 LOL! Shirley, you're so funny. |