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Donna Kelley Posts: 91 Joined: 10th Feb 2009 Location: USA | quotePosted at 16:08 on 30th July 2009 Kitchen Wisdom Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips. Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway! To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year. When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. Go to the bakery! Hell, they'll even decorate it for you! If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant 'fix-me-up.' If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: 'I made it, you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!' Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks. Celery? Never heard of it! Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away! Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.. Leftover wine??????????? HELLO!!!!!!! Oh, by the way, this is courtesy of Maxine!!
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Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA | quotePosted at 16:23 on 30th July 2009 LOL! I love Maxine. Thanks for the laugh, Donna. |
Ron Brind Posts: 19041 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England | quotePosted at 16:28 on 30th July 2009 Yeah, funny but the question is why isn't Maxine a member of POE? C'mon we are waiting Maxine..... |
Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA | quotePosted at 16:29 on 30th July 2009 You are joking, right Ron? You know who Maxine is don't you? |
Richard Sellers Posts: 4691 Joined: 16th Jul 2008 Location: USA | quotePosted at 17:32 on 30th July 2009 I love Maxine,use her whenever possible! |
Ron Brind Posts: 19041 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England | quotePosted at 18:02 on 30th July 2009 C'mon Maxine!!! |
Ron Brind Posts: 19041 Joined: 26th Oct 2003 Location: England | quotePosted at 18:03 on 30th July 2009 No, who is Maxine? Boy, do I feel inferior!! |
Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA | quotePosted at 18:10 on 30th July 2009 Here is a link to Maxine's page...she's a scream and her wit is right up your alley, Ron. Edited by: Diana Sinclair at:30th July 2009 18:11 |
Donna Kelley Posts: 91 Joined: 10th Feb 2009 Location: USA | quotePosted at 18:15 on 30th July 2009 I have 2 framed Maxine's on my desk, and this is what it says: #1. I may be old, but people who look like me always win the lottery! #2. Shabby is chic now? I knew I was ahead of my time. I just love that ole girl..she's the best. Glad you enjoyed, Donna |
Krissy Posts: 15430 Joined: 8th Jul 2008 Location: USA | quotePosted at 18:19 on 30th July 2009 LMAO!! those are great Donna!! (oh and I didn't answer you on FB last night..I'm in NJ!) |