How much do you know about British newspapers?

The Daily Mirror is read by people who THINK they run the country

The Guardian is read bypeople who think they OUGHT to run the country

The Times is read by people who actually DO run the country

The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country

The Financial Times is read by people who OWN the country

The Morning Star is read by people who think the country should be run by ANOTHER country

The Daily Telegraph is read by the people who think it IS

and The Sun is read by people who don't care WHO runs the country as long as she has big t**s

good one bob, truth is no-one actualy reads newspapers anymore unless its to see who's died recently. Some just buy them to keep up with their nieghbours (the Jones's) rather like buying a 'designer lable' or 'brand names' at the Supermarket and walk around with them folded under their arm, the name of the broadsheet facing outward, of course. (once in their own privacy, out comes the Daily Sport which they accidently picked up from the seat of the train). lol

nobody believes the papers anymore, they are not even allowed to be used to wrap Fish and Chips in any longer.