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Donna Kelley Posts: 91 Joined: 10th Feb 2009 Location: USA	quotePosted at 13:57 on 12th August 2009 The prayer > Woman's Prayer : Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks, I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed, Pulls out my chair, and opens my door, Massages my back, and begs to do more, Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen. Man's Prayer : I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs, who owns a casino and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme, and I don't give a s**. Amen. Just a bit of humor, Have a great day!! Edited by: Diana Sinclair at:12th August 2009 17:00* My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 17:04 on 12th August 2009 I love it, Donna! I hope you don't mind that I edited the one word for this family friendly site. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Donna Kelley Posts: 91 Joined: 10th Feb 2009 Location: USA	quotePosted at 19:22 on 12th August 2009 Thanks Diana, I meant to do that prior to hitting send, that is what you get for cutting and pasting! Thank for covering my hiney, hope that I did not offend anyone. Donna BTW, I "finally" got the book, just started it, but loving it My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 19:23 on 12th August 2009 Donna, I am so glad! You must email me via my privet email contact here on POE once you've finished it and let me know what you think. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Krissy Posts: 15430 Joined: 8th Jul 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 19:30 on 12th August 2009 LMAO!!!!! That's great Donna!!! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Gives Up! ' Posts: 1934 Joined: 30th Apr 2005 Location: UK	quotePosted at 19:38 on 12th August 2009 Donna, very good, but when you find a man who actually listens, let me know! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 19:40 on 12th August 2009 H E double hockey sticks, if you find one of those call a summit. Every woman from here to Kalamazoo will want to see. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Shirley K. Lawson Posts: 2310 Joined: 17th Jul 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 23:16 on 12th August 2009 That's wild and funny Donna...never know what I'll be reading in this web site somedays..winks* My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Debbie Adams Posts: 2043 Joined: 8th Mar 2009 Location: USA	quotePosted at 01:50 on 13th August 2009 LMAO!!! TO funny Donna!!! loved it! AMEN!!! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Donna Kelley Posts: 91 Joined: 10th Feb 2009 Location: USA	quotePosted at 08:35 on 13th August 2009 Diana, Love your little laughing guy, too cute. Babs, I am 53, and I am still looking for one that listens! But if I find one, will first check for a pulse, and then ask if he has any brothers! Shirley, you are right, can't judge a post by a title, that's one of the reasons that I love this site, a surprise and a giggle to start the day. Amen!!! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions