The shortest story ever told....

Met him online. Blogged our divorce.

Love, a rose...Velvet petals..thorny.

Lost my virginity to her husband.

No, you can't have the toaster.

Married for sex. Divorced over politics.

Lazy mornings...Sunday times..then kids.

He's velcro..I'm Teflon..Love endures!

Found my ex-husband on Craig's list..twice.

Married by Elvis..Divorced by Friday.

The apartment is much cleaner...now.

Lust walked in..love walked out.

He was The One, I wasn't.

Years of pillow talk, Blackberry Breakup.

She said she was an he.

Lost an lover..gained an lawyer.

Bad idea being..wife number four.

Last but not least......Amoung our attrubutes...health insurance.

Lol! That's brilliant, Shirley. Did you write it yourself?

 No. we have this little column I keep my eye on that tells stuff like this, the weirdest of things in one's day I guess..I just wanted to share some of it with you all kind people. .. I suppose I could make some up though, given the chance. Wanna try?  .......It was an...... nutty affair..he was an squirrel...here's on eI didnt' put in though...Slow computer...his prono archives...Ok..got it.. Love blossoms.... she the flower, he the  Miracal Grow!...Ok. stop laughing.....it's your turn now.

BTW Diana, did you get the  "Why you should always carry an camera phone" that I sent to you....I dont' know why but it struck me so funny looking at those pictures and I knew I couldn't post it here in POE.

Very good!

So true of today as well.

I see myself in a few lines. 

Well, after cable line number 5..I finally got my big TV set back,and the comptuer is running correctly. at least the one I've been using, don't know about my one downstairs....you people should see my nicely turfed front yard, I have lines going every which away in it...crazy looking to say the least. Nothing I suppose some water and fertilizer can't fix though.